A man riding a bicycle built for two rides past a police car.
Moments later, the car pulls up behind the cyclist, lights flashing.
"What've I done, officer?" asks the man.
"Perhaps you didn't notice, sir, but your wife fell off the bike about a half a mile back!" said the officer.
"Oh, thank Goodness for that!" says the man with a look of relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
Here's to a weekend filled with LAUGHS and HAPPINESS!